Random Musings of a Guy.

Ask me whatever.  

Yo, the name's Ben. I'm just some guy living in a lame town.

That's why I just stay on Tumblr often.

And then, since I'm a good student at school and all, I sometimes have periods where I completely forget about my secret Hannah Montana life and actually do school work (ew, gross).

Here you can just find random rants (which never happen), original posts (also very rare), random musings (somewhat common), and reblogs (which are pretty much all you'll see for probably the first two pages if you keep going).

So. Yeah.

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

(via mathmaticalkrillbits)

— 9 months ago with 71867 notes

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

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— 9 months ago with 458858 notes

octobur-morte:

IT’S BEEN 10 YEARS AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

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— 9 months ago with 362101 notes

lordcheshire:

just when you thought it couldnt get worse

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— 9 months ago with 19182 notes
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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— 9 months ago

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

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— 9 months ago with 423184 notes

nickthetwin:

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

I dont know whether this post is a sine of a math fandom or pun lovers

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— 9 months ago with 289846 notes

bmdaniels:

sandvviches:

lookin at ur d like
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lookin at ur v like 
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— 9 months ago with 14726 notes